And the two words are "randomly entertaining". Can't you tell my pricey undergraduate degree in english has really given me a way with words? I can't seem to go a day without turning down several hopeful employers. Sorry guys, I've got too much talent to be tied down to a job that pays me real money!
A little trip to the Korean-we-carry-everything-store had me snapping pictures of all these precious little items as I casually slid away from the store clerks who seemed to be following me...I just didn't want to get stuck in that awkward position where you can neither understand nor answer the probably-awkwarder questions the staff asks in a different language. Seriously, life is hard. Presenting some wonderful ways to waste your money...
Wish you were a little bit taller? Can't help you. Wish you were a baller? Good news!
For the record, I totally wanted to buy this just to say I owned a fruit baller. I'm sure people use it (google shows that melon ballers are a particular favorite) but man I just think it looks like fun.
Are you bored of your seaweed looking like...well, boring old seaweed? Well now you can liven up your lunchbox with this handy little device! Pick from several different exciting shapes like heart, stars and what appears to be an entire pig's head. Order now, and we'll throw in an ambiguous rabbithead/peacesign ab-so-lute-ly free!
The smiling Babe brings to mind another little favorite of mine that I find a lot around these parts, the real cheerful pig head. Given the size of the grin, I'm guessing this is the one whose house was made of bricks...unfortunately for piggie numbero tres, consumerism has managed what the big bad wolf couldn't. RIP, my porky little friend. Now, who's up for some bacon?
No more boo-boos slicing carrots and cucumbers; future chefs have no fear, the vegetable clamp is here! This little baby ensures your kitchen stays cut-free and blood-free. Disclaimer: the vegetable clamper is not responsible for any injuries caused to your dignity.
And finally, this I actually had to buy as it cost me about a dollar. Perfect dumplings every time..now I need to perfect the actual wrappers as they have been turning out a tad too thick. Of course if they turn out well enough to feed to other people, I'm going to hide this mold and pretend I'm just that good. Naturally.
And finally, this little charmer was spotted an hour ago by mi madre:
A little trip to the Korean-we-carry-everything-store had me snapping pictures of all these precious little items as I casually slid away from the store clerks who seemed to be following me...I just didn't want to get stuck in that awkward position where you can neither understand nor answer the probably-awkwarder questions the staff asks in a different language. Seriously, life is hard. Presenting some wonderful ways to waste your money...
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| Now you can be a baller too |
For the record, I totally wanted to buy this just to say I owned a fruit baller. I'm sure people use it (google shows that melon ballers are a particular favorite) but man I just think it looks like fun.
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The smiling Babe brings to mind another little favorite of mine that I find a lot around these parts, the real cheerful pig head. Given the size of the grin, I'm guessing this is the one whose house was made of bricks...unfortunately for piggie numbero tres, consumerism has managed what the big bad wolf couldn't. RIP, my porky little friend. Now, who's up for some bacon?
No more boo-boos slicing carrots and cucumbers; future chefs have no fear, the vegetable clamp is here! This little baby ensures your kitchen stays cut-free and blood-free. Disclaimer: the vegetable clamper is not responsible for any injuries caused to your dignity.
And finally, this I actually had to buy as it cost me about a dollar. Perfect dumplings every time..now I need to perfect the actual wrappers as they have been turning out a tad too thick. Of course if they turn out well enough to feed to other people, I'm going to hide this mold and pretend I'm just that good. Naturally.
And finally, this little charmer was spotted an hour ago by mi madre:
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| Thank god, because for a minute there I was getting worried |
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